Today marks a momentous day in History with the second ever release of a website for JellyNYC. That’s right, ever.

We’re in the midst of updating all kinds of content and posts, as well as getting some new tools in place to make JellyNYC.com a far more interesting place for friends and family everywhere. And what better way to celebrate a new family entertainment property than with the venomous snake eyes lovable words of Bindi Irwin:

“When I heard that JellyNYC was launching a new site, it made me think about me dad! I know he’s looking down on JellyNYC with a great big smile! When I think of smiles, it remoinds me of me dad! My dad used to wrestle crocodiles.”

Whatever Bindi. Bet your stupid dad never relaunched a website for one of the coolest creative agencies in NYC! I bet YOUR DAD never integrated a slick comments system, embedded playlist/media player, photo gallery, and calendar into a site before! Has he? Has he Bindi? NO. He hasn’t. Because he got pwned by a @#_(! sting ray. A sting ray that didn’t even know the first thing about setting up RSS.