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June 30th, 2008

So…How Was It??

The rain didn’t stop us! We won! 

The second best part of the summer Pool Parties is reminiscing about the summer Pool Parties. And everyone knows the best reminiscing happens immediately after they happen. So tell us what you thought! Any crazy stories? DO YOU HAVE PICTURES!? Did you meet your soulmate and didn’t even get their number?

Visit www.ThePoolParties.com for discussions, photo shares, hook-ups, and a forum just for dodgeball! 

Oh, and the other second best part about the Pool Parties is getting ready for the next one. Anybody up for Ronnie Spector and the The Rabbit Factory Soul Revue next week? Same time, same place. Hopefully less rain.

Just a quick note - Today’s Pool Party with the Hold Steady is NOT canceled… the storm is supposed to pass in no time, and the warning is over at 3pm. So consider this rain a chance to wash off last nights partyfilm and get ready for an awesome afternoon at the Pool!

Purple Rain

I have a feeling the Slip n’ Slide will be pretty damn slippy today!

June 28th, 2008

SUMMER STARTS TOMORROW!

The weekend is here!! And Sunday is the official kickoff of the summer Pool Parties!! WE MADE IT!!!

SUN JUNE 29//MCCARREN PARK POOL

THE HOLD STEADY!!

The Hold Steady

W/ THE LOVED ONES

J. RODDY & THE BUSINESS

2PM//ALL AGES//TOTALLY FREE

‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Theme Song’ by (person) Reginald VelJohnson

Now, this is a (thing) doughnut all about how

My (thing) doughnut got flipped-turned upside down

And I’d like to take (measurement of time) doughnut

Just (verb) doughnut right there

I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called (place) Doughnut

 

In West (place) Dunkin Donuts, born and raised

On the (place) doughnuts was where I spent most of my days

Chillin’ out (verb) doughnuts’ relaxin’ all cool

And all shootin some (sport) doughnuts outside of the school

When a couple of (group of people) doughnuts

Who were up to no good

Startin making trouble in my (place) doughnuts

I got in one little fight and (person) the singer from Rage Against the Machine got scared

She said ‘You’re (verb) doughnuts with (person) doughnuts in (place) Doughnuts Central USA

 

I whistled for a (method of transportation) doughnut and when it came near

The license plate said (anything) doughnuts and it had dice in the mirror

If anything I can say this (same method of transportation) doughnut is rare

But I thought (favorite song lyric) ‘Time to make the doughuts!’

 

I pulled up to the house about (number) a dozen or (number) a million

And I yelled to the cabbie (favorite movie quote) ‘Time to make the doughnuts!

I looked at my (place) doughnut

I was finally there

To sit on my (thing) doughnut as the Prince of (place) Fart Avenue

 

Yup, that’s what Shaq came up with earlier this week in the club, freestyling about Kobe. In case you haven’t seen it yet:

 

Kobe has since responded with, “Shaq, your ass tastes like Nutella.”

June 24th, 2008

George Carlin on Death

George Carlin, one of the most influential comedians of the last several decades, died Sunday of heart failure at age 71. The most comforting thing is knowing he probably had a sense of humor about it.

 

How was your weekend? No matter what the answer is, I can guarantee this - THIS NEXT ONE IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH BETTER! We’re counting down to Sunday, when The Hold Steady, The Loved Ones, and J Roddy & the Business are kicking off the summer for-realsies at the first Pool Party of the summer!

Tom might actually be a little too excited. He’s been having nightmares:

June 20th, 2008

Goat Island

According to this article, six severed feet have washed up on the British Columbia shore in the last eleven months. And no one knows why!

The first four were all right feet. The fifth was a left foot. And the sixth was a “skeletonized animal paw” packed into an Adidas shoe with seaweed.

Police are saying the animal foot is obviously a hoax, and are ranting about how disrespectful it is to families possibly waiting on information about lost loved ones.

But what if they’re wrong!?

What if there is an undiscovered island where Goatmen wearing Adidas footwear rule? And every so often one is sacrificed, and their remains are thrown into the ocean. Perhaps this is our first glimpse at our distant goat-cousin, and our police have been too quick to call “hoax”. 

Perhaps we need a new man on the case. A man who is willing to be believe in this “Goat Island”. I believe that man is David Caruso. And no, I don’t mean David Caruso’s popular CSI character Horatio Caine. I actually mean the guy, David Caruso.

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