It’s weird to see “no upcoming shows listed” over there on the right. Yesterday was our last Pool Party of the summer, and the last Pool Party ever at McCarren Park Pool. And it was a doooozy. Expect lots of pictures and a recap soon, and feel free to hit the message boards at ThePoolParties.com to share some of your favorite pool memories and stories. Thanks for another great summer.

There really is something for everybody at the Pool Parties. Even if that something is jerking off to what other people are doing.

And we’re enforcing it for the Yo La Tengo Show this sunday

Norm Macdonald delivered the best roast I’ve EVER seen on Comedy Central’s Roast of Bob Saget two nights ago. It’s even funnier that not everyone got it:

Norm’s been making the most of his television appearances for a while, and is no stranger to “killing it” when it counts. Even sometimes when it doesn’t count. Here he is in one of the most legendary public Carrot Top slams of the last 20 years:

Watch the full concert at baeblemusic.com

If there’s one thing I’m sick of more than anything else on the Internet, it’s cute kitties and adorable puppies distracting me from what I’m supposed to be doing. And now there’s these sites, distracting me even more:

www.kittensivekilled.com

www.dailydeadpuppy.tumblr.com

This week’s Friday Zinger is brought to you by Abraham Lincoln:

“I don’t go balls deep. I go balls first.”

Yea, he does.

This story showed up in my inbox this morning:

Fla. man dials 911, complains his sub had no sauce

I don’t understand what all the fuss is about. How are you supposed to enjoy a spicy Italian sub without sauce? When are you supposed to call 911? After the third time it happens? Who gets to define what an emergency actually is, anyway? What if it came with the wrong sauce and the customer had an allergic reaction? It’s basically the same situation - no sauce, wrong sauce, it’s a big deal! The sandwich is supposed to come with sauce, it didn’t, something’s wrong. Call the goddamned Sandwich Police.