Comes the time in the year when people travel far distances to eat a bunch of shrimp rings around a living room. How are things? What do you do? Where are you from? I cant wait. Shrimp rings and stuff like that are the shit though. Im pushing for something stuffed and wrapped in bacon. I really dont want anything for christmas except for that 10,000 dollars i didnt get and that house that fell through. I hope everybody has been crashing corporate holiday parties recently. I snuck into one last night and had a hard time remember that the country is struggling while i was eating my gourmet chicken kabob. This is gonna be the last entry for awhile. Probably until Jan 5. I think thats when most of the world remembers how good their office chair feels and how awesome it is to hit your alarm in the morning and head in to the office. Looking forward to hearing how after two days back home felt like forever.

This looks great to me. Make that shit happen. So now when all youze guys sit down with you double mocha americano and think about what to spend your weak paycheck on (hmmm should i get the mummy 3 or the new finger eleven cd, so many choices) you’ll think twice when you “checkout” and type in your 3 digit security code and consider maybe buying all this stuff online isnt goin do anything for my private parts. It took a major flood and the loss of everything to realize buying stuff online, except for jellynyc concert tickets, isnt gonna make my life that much better. It does feel good to get stuff in the mail. No doubt about that. But when its this big f-ing package and you have to call ups or fedex after they leave that tag there, then it just makes you an even bigger tool. I think governor patterson is doing this to new yorkers to get back at saturday night live, he wasnt thinking about messing with the youth until that not funny ass fred armisen had to go make fun of his funny eye situation. The Walkmen show was crazy last night. A lot of people were trying to pull fast ones. This one guy kept creeping into the venue before we opened house and he was like the creepy guy in patch adams that ends up killing patch’s girl. I was like “are you gonna keep creeping in here dude?” He was like “Im sorry, Im sorry, I’m leaving” And then i was like yeah you wierdo. Then i was like “What the F do i care” to myself and i told him to come close but not too close and then i gave him a VIP pass and then i think he cried a little bit and i told him it was cool. Great story, right? Im at work by the way, getting so much done its outta control.

Yeah they sound great together by the way.

So, we decided the first person to respond gets the free tickets. Mike Schade is the winner, he gets plus one. Thanks for trying everybody else.

I had a dream last night that i was slapping someone. When i found out what the meaning of that dream is it turns out its public embarrasment. I was surprised today to see that people responded to me saying people could get tickets. Just got word that selling tickets is not gonna happen nor giving them away. Maybe if it was just one person who responded…Sorry about that and maybe people will be needing to get rid of their extra will call tickets because their girlfriend decided to hang out with some other dude. We will not be selling tickets at the door though. My bad. Continue to read this blog and make comments reflecting your anger and spare time at your computer. I posted that comment yesterday and didnt even see the response till about an hour ago. Sorry.

Last show of the year at the masonic temple. Sold out. If you wanna go just put a comment on this post with your email. Then get back to work at your awesome and amazing job. Im sure your job is so sweet that your just looking at this as fast as possible so you can get back to work. Im sorry im even writing so much that you still havent gotten back to all of that crazy awesome work you have in front of you. Isnt crazy how cool and awesome your job is? Dont you just love where your at right now? Like your overall spot in life right now is just amazing. Your job, your relationship, your hopes, dreams, goals, everything is just so amazing, does it get any better than this?