‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Theme Song’ by (person) Reginald VelJohnson
Now, this is a (thing) doughnut all about how
My (thing) doughnut got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take (measurement of time) doughnut
Just (verb) doughnut right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called (place) Doughnut
In West (place) Dunkin Donuts, born and raised
On the (place) doughnuts was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out (verb) doughnuts’ relaxin’ all cool
And all shootin some (sport) doughnuts outside of the school
When a couple of (group of people) doughnuts
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my (place) doughnuts
I got in one little fight and (person) the singer from Rage Against the Machine got scared
She said ‘You’re (verb) doughnuts with (person) doughnuts in (place) Doughnuts Central USA‘
I whistled for a (method of transportation) doughnut and when it came near
The license plate said (anything) doughnuts and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this (same method of transportation) doughnut is rare
But I thought (favorite song lyric) ‘Time to make the doughuts!’
I pulled up to the house about (number) a dozen or (number) a million
And I yelled to the cabbie (favorite movie quote) ‘Time to make the doughnuts!‘
I looked at my (place) doughnut
I was finally there
To sit on my (thing) doughnut as the Prince of (place) Fart Avenue












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zachariah on July 1, 2008 @ 7:18 pm
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this is the funniest thing in all of the world.