Maybe you’ve heard of these Miracle Berries - the fruit that’s supposed to magically make shitty food taste better?
Just eat one of these five-dollar-a-pop berries, and Guinness is supposed to taste like chocolate, vinegar is supposed to taste like apple cider, bologna is supposed to taste like cake, and lemons and limes are supposed to be sweet.
Well I can’t tell you I’ve tried these magic berries first hand, but I can tell you this:
I just watched watched a co-worker sip from a bottle of vinegar and dry heave, then overheard another say, “This bologna tastes like bologna.”
