This story showed up in my inbox this morning:
Fla. man dials 911, complains his sub had no sauce
I don’t understand what all the fuss is about. How are you supposed to enjoy a spicy Italian sub without sauce? When are you supposed to call 911? After the third time it happens? Who gets to define what an emergency actually is, anyway? What if it came with the wrong sauce and the customer had an allergic reaction? It’s basically the same situation - no sauce, wrong sauce, it’s a big deal! The sandwich is supposed to come with sauce, it didn’t, something’s wrong. Call the goddamned Sandwich Police.
