The Boston Celtics blew out the Lakers by 39 points to win the NBA title Tuesday night, but it didn’t even come close to canceling out the coolness of the things Kobe can jump over. That’s right, you know that crazy video of Kobe jumping over a car? Kobe jumping over a pool of snakes? Now that’s impressive!
The seven-game series is so 2007. The new NBA Championship needs to include death-defying stunts! Sure, the Celtics can beat the Lakers under normal circumstances. But put bear traps across half-court and a poisonous snake pit under each basket in a one-game, winner-take-all melee, then who comes out on top?
Answer: The True Champion
