Take a load off! Memorial Day is the official unofficial beginning of summer! I’m not sure if you all know how to do Memorial Day right, but it really breaks down to these two things:
Eating this:
And drinking this:
LOTS OF IT. Consume as much BBQ and Zima as your system can handle, and you will win Memorial Day, believe you me. Get super-fancy and toss a little Jolly Rancher in your bottle, now that’s a man’s drink! (high five, chest bump, football!) Just in case you didn’t know, Zima has been REDEFINED. And don’t worry vegans and/or underagers, grilled corn and a tall glass of 7-up isn’t a bad alternative. Everybody wins at the fake Internet barbecue!
