The Dark Knight has been out for a grand total of three days - is it that weird that I haven’t seen it yet!? I will, I promise! Maybe some of us would rather not wait in line for two hours to see a movie that will be exactly the same in two weeks. Ideally, I’d like to wait six weeks! I’d walk right up to the ticket counter, buy my ticket, and watch it all by myself with legs stretched out in an IMAX theatre. I want to see Batman, I don’t want this:



