This week’s zinger is in video form!

If you have skeletons in your closet, and they come out of the closet, are they gay skeletons?

This week’s Friday Zinger is brought to you by Abraham Lincoln:

“I don’t go balls deep. I go balls first.”

Yea, he does.

My roommate likes to brag that his balls are like bowling balls. I guess that’s true, considering they’re very dirty and open for public use.

Today’s Friday Zinger is brought to you by a special guest. 

What’s brown and full of holes?

Swiss shit.

Good one, Jackie’s Dirty Joke Machine. Nice.

I got fired from my job. Apparently ‘Casual Friday’ doesn’t mean you get to throw the word ‘fag’ around.