Hey, remember exactly one month ago when I posted about shorts? Of course you do! 

Well apparently, it was a newsworthy post. That’s right, the New York Observer not only referenced me (and this blog!) in their shorts article, they even asked me a few questions. Which as far as I’m concerned, means they think of me as a shorts expert.

Hey Adam, how do I become a shorts expert? 

Oh, well that’s something that can’t be taught. Becoming a shorts expert is something that involves a keen eye for fashion, years of comprehensive research in complete solitude, and the ability to make quick and completely arbitrary opinions based on hours upon hours of Google image searching.

Actually, it’s mostly about reacting to pictures I find in Google image searches. Like this one to the right. I typed in “douche bag shorts”, and BLADOW! Comedy Gold!