Take a look over to your right. Not your real-life right, stay on the computer screen! You’ll notice that the summer Pool Party schedule has been, and will continue to be updated and linked right on this page. Totally for your convenience. 

ONTO BIGGER BUSINESS…

With the massive popularity of the last post about the Luther Burger (over 1,000,000 hits in the first hour since its post!!), we here at JellyNYC are conducting a poll concerning this year’s Pool Party menu.

We are considering adding a new item to the menu, and have it narrowed down to these three choices:

-Popcorn Salad w/ bacon and cheese (served in a vintage, working Mr. Bucket)

-freeze-dried Astronaut Ice Cream (handed to you by an actual crew member of the Space Shuttle Discovery wearing an official NASA flight suit)

-The Luther Burger - a bacon cheeseburger between Krispy Creme doughnuts (also served with a Mr. Bucket, but for you to cry into while eating the burger)

IF we were to add only one of the following items to the menu, which would you prefer? Please vote in the comments section, and PLEASE keep in mind which is the safest to eat before hitting the Slip ‘N Slide. Some of these food items come up even easier than they go down.

The Luther Burger

What you’ll need:

1 GIANT hamburger patty

1 CRAPLOAD American cheese

1 PIG cooked bacon

2 Krispy Creme doughnuts

Directions:

Make a cartoonishly-huge bacon cheeseburger, but use Krispy Creme doughnuts instead of a bun.

THAT’S A REAL THING.

Legend has it, R&B icon Luther Vandross wanted his favorite midnight snack one night, was fresh out of hamburger buns, but realized he had the next best thing…

The rest is history, and now we can all weigh 7,000lbs by the end of summer!