According to this article, six severed feet have washed up on the British Columbia shore in the last eleven months. And no one knows why!

The first four were all right feet. The fifth was a left foot. And the sixth was a “skeletonized animal paw” packed into an Adidas shoe with seaweed.

Police are saying the animal foot is obviously a hoax, and are ranting about how disrespectful it is to families possibly waiting on information about lost loved ones.

But what if they’re wrong!?

What if there is an undiscovered island where Goatmen wearing Adidas footwear rule? And every so often one is sacrificed, and their remains are thrown into the ocean. Perhaps this is our first glimpse at our distant goat-cousin, and our police have been too quick to call “hoax”. 

Perhaps we need a new man on the case. A man who is willing to be believe in this “Goat Island”. I believe that man is David Caruso. And no, I don’t mean David Caruso’s popular CSI character Horatio Caine. I actually mean the guy, David Caruso.