There really is something for everybody at the Pool Parties. Even if that something is jerking off to what other people are doing.

Hey Pool Party-goers. I’ve been brainstorming all morning, and I came up with a pretty great idea. I thought maybe this year we could lose the Slip n’ Slide (boring!), and replace it with a baby-jumping tent (exciting!). To give you an idea:

I think I have all the logistics figured out. Only two questions remain:

1. Whose babies?

2. Where do we get baby-jumping suits?