Is anybody else sick of reading about the upcoming presidential election, the war on terrorism, and Harry Potter?

BOOOOOOOOORING!

Was anybody else super-excited when the first thing they read this morning was Monkeys Control Robots With Their Minds!?

Finally!

Welcome to The Future!

That is a CNN Shirt I would definitely buy.

Are we ready for this, though? I’m not sure I am. I’m still amazed daily that I’m able to use the Internet on my phone. I haven’t fully realized the capabilities of my iPod, and now we’re only a few small steps away from robotic-limb world domination! 

Sure, today it’s adorable little monkeys feeding themselves fruit and marshmallows with their adorable little monkey-minds. Maybe tomorrow science and medicine will team up to help patients with degenerative disorders. But what’s next? What happens when one little chip in the brain goes a little crazy? WE’RE DONE!