This is a band that exists.

I have already personally emailed them begging to play the Pool Parties. But I offered them twice as much to play my birthday party. I couldn’t actually find their email address listed anywhere, but I assume it’s undersiegerulez [at] steveypoo [dot] com.

They are officially billed as Steven Seagal The Mojo Priest with Thunderbox and Friends*, but I have taken the liberty of re-naming them Flock of Steven Seagals. 

F-yea Steven Seagal has a Thunderbird guitar. What else would he use? Look at those pansy-Stratocasters. Seagal probably ate four of them for brunch. F-yea Steven Seagal eats brunch. 

*Aaron Neville is one of the ‘Friends’! I have taken the liberty of re-naming him Aaron Fartville. So as far as I’m concerned, it costs only twenty-five bucks to see Flock of Steven Seagals with Aaron Fartville. Totally worth it.