We couldn’t go any longer having ‘Secret Guests’ lingering over in the sidebar to your right. We are not fans of the acronym ‘TBA’. We just do not like holding all this exciting information we have from you!

So here it is! It’s time to announce that The Breeders will be playing the July 13th Pool Party alongside Matt & Kim and The Whip! And we are so very excited to have them right before they leave for their worldwide tour!

We also got Franki Chan, owner of IHEARTCOMIX to DJ the whole party.

And let me say/remind you of this:

Ever since I started running the blog over here at JellyNYC, people have been asking me, “Hey man, can you get me into these shows? Maybe slide me onto the G-list, bro?”

Well guess what fellas and ladies, THESE SHOWS ARE FREE. This is top-notch entertainment for the most toppest notch of prices; ZERO DOLLARS. I’d love to play it cool and act like I could HOOK YOU UP FAT (are the kids saying that these days?), but you’re gonna find out sooner or later: WE ARE COVER CHARGE-LESS AS ALWAYS!

We did. Kind of. OK not really. But like, almost. Anyway, can someone answer a question please? Can anyone out there guess what Summer-long music festival happens every Sunday in Brooklyn, and has the following folks on it’s roster:

MGMT, Aesop Rock, Hold Steady, Team Robespierre, Liars, The Breeders, Matt + Kim, Fuck Buttons, The Black Lips, Deerhunter, and much much more?

What’s more… can anyone mention how much said festival costs? What’s with the kid in this picture? Is he a pervert or just some kid with good timing? I think he’s a pervert. Totes. He’s totally a pervert!

While we sit around and ponder the above questions (kid is a pervert) we encourage you to keep sleuthing away with Encyclopedia Brown and friends at the Brooklyn BBQ Blog. Mmmm BBQ. Summer is coming! And with it, free shows in Brooklyn! Expensive ones too… really expensive ones… but we don’t know anything about those!